Net Enthusiasts Mugs

'We met over the net.'

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Likes: $2.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Obsession with the Internet.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."