Net Enthusiasts Gifts

'We met over the net.'

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

At the lunch ladies' lounge.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Likes: $2.

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Obsession with the Internet.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.