Internet Enthusiasts Gifts

"So when do we go online?"

The Off-line Store

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I love our little on-line chats!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Obama and Cameron milking the internet.

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

Crowds gathhering around the internet

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Conducting a s?ance via 'Dead reunited.com'

"I'm just visiting my probation officer's website"

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

Facebook?

'I have it! - - We'll call this our Chat Room!'

'Visit my website.'

"She'll get the kids, but I'll get our page on the internet."

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

'You may now update your profiles.'

"Twitching fingers, coupled with feelings of malaise, weakness, anger and exasperation. You're suffering from On-Line Opinion Fatigue Syndrome."

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

Tiddles made a mental note to stop watching silly human videos on her work laptop.

"All Super Highways lead to Rome"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Fish on computer shocked to see 'The Net'.

Social network site runs into trouble.

I went to too may internet for teachers workshops.

"Does he know he's only got two followers?"

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

'Maybe there's a way we can get married on the internet.'

Gobble.

Cyber Sex

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

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