Web Aficionados Gifts

"She'll get the kids, but I'll get our page on the internet."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Wifi Peacock