Online Aficionados Gifts

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Tasty.

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

"Sinead?!"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"So when do we go online?"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Isn't that false advertising?"

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Internet Name Tags.

Social network site runs into trouble.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."