Web Enthusiast Mugs

I'm going to recommend a tech company so far ahead of the curve, it's working on Web 3.0.

Spider watching his web cam.

"This is the smallest website I've ever seen. Which is ironic, because it's a site about claustrophobia."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Likes: $2.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Gen-Next Library

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."