Digital Enthusiasts Pillows

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

Free WiFi On-Board

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'I'm sorry, Michael, but I need some cyberspace.'

"In addition to a name for his birth certificate, would you like him to reserve an email address and a cell phone number for him?"

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Your webcast is suffering from your slow broadband."

"I just wish he would have spoken his first word instead of texting it."

The Computer Bore

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.