Digital Aficionados Pillows

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

Smartphone Sonogram

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

The Computer Bore

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Graduates on their phones

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Today's love

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"