Digital Aficionados Pillows

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

Smartphone Sonogram

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

The Computer Bore

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Evolution Of Man.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Today's love

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."