Virtual Entertainer Fan Gifts

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Alan Davies.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Virtual Magic Tricks

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Coming Soon: Madonna in "Imelda".

Football Drinks

You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

Toast

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

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"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

"Officer, wrong number."

Like me on Facebook?

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'Live lobsters...Dancing nightly.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

Drinking Together on Social Media

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Oh...Sty Candy!'