Children's Entertainer Fan Gifts

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fur Baby

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Dog Birthdays

Children's Entertainer

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Why did I marry that clown?