Children's Music Fan Gifts

Old MacDonald Christmas.

Baby Piano

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

EWE 2.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Italica

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The Month of August

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cool hand... Uke

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Little Richard

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Suggs.

"I Love U2."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Pitcher auditions.