Children's Song Fan Gifts

'Frank! No! It's 'POP!' 'POP Goes the Weasel!''

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

"This is a duet yourself project."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

What Goldilocks didn't know.

"I didn't see you."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

Old MacDonald Christmas.

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

"As Piglet said, Honey Sales are down. But sales of Empty Honey Jars That Hold Popped Balloons are way up."