Children's Song Enthusiast Gifts

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Tenors

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

Madeleine L'Engle

Hugo Wolf

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Cows warming up.