Children's Song Enthusiast Gifts

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Tenors

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

Hugo Wolf

Madeleine L'Engle

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

Cows warming up.

"All you need is love."

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Syd Barrett.