Singing Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Pirate King

Baaaaarbershop quartet

Tenors

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Luciano Povarotti

"I can't 'role-play'... but I can sing a little."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Cows warming up.

"Are you sure you don't want to sing?"

A singer being criticised

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Trump! The Musical

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

The last song before the party exploded.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Home school marching band"

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Bass Clef

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Heavenly voices.

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."