Singing Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Syd Barrett.

Pirate King

Baaaaarbershop quartet

"Remind me to take Fenton off the cat-rescue team!"

Tenors

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Luciano Povarotti

"I can't 'role-play'... but I can sing a little."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Cows warming up.

"Are you sure you don't want to sing?"

A singer being criticised

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Trump! The Musical

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

The last song before the party exploded.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

ABBA