Kids' Song Enthusiast Gifts

"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Tenors

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Pirate King

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

A singer being criticised

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Cows warming up.

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Old MacDonald Christmas.

"What's the other half of our brain doing?"

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

Luciano Povarotti

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."

Karaoke on the Greyhound.