Kids' Song Enthusiast Gifts

"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Tenors

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Pirate King

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

A singer being criticised

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

Syd Barrett.

Cows warming up.

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

Old MacDonald Christmas.

Luciano Povarotti

"What's the other half of our brain doing?"

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

Karaoke on the Greyhound.