Singing Fan Gifts

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

EWE 2.

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Tenors

Cool hand... Uke

"This is a duet yourself project."

The Month of August

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Library Grand Opening

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Pirate King

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

A singer being criticised

"I Love U2."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Pitcher auditions.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'