Carol Singing Fan Gifts

'A lot of the kids round here come from rough homes.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Non-Denominational Carols

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Bling Crosby.

Choirboy

Musician

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Kringle: The Decca Years

'You call that carol singing?'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

Christmas choir

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

A band rendition of Silent Night.

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

Baaaa....humbug.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Christmas songs

"It's time we have a little chat."

Five Gold Rings

Musical Christmas Tree

Carols

Congregation

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.