Christmas Carol Fan Gifts

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

Baaaa....humbug.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."

"It's time we have a little chat."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"I'm afraid all that pa-rum-pum-pum-pum has given you tinnitus."

On the fifth day of Christmas...

¡Feliz Navidad!

Ghost of Happy Holidays Future

The ghosts of christmas past and future rolled into one.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Last week, stingy caf

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job