Carol Enthusiast Gifts

'You're out of key, and you've totally picked the wrong number for your vocal range. Face it, you'll never make it as carol singers'

A band rendition of Silent Night.

Strike the harp and join the chorus!

'Gerald! There's a gang of dangerous youths at the door!'

"Oh no! It's those Oh Carol singers again."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Choirboys

"What child is this?"

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

"Actually, it was Six Swans A-Swimming...and Dennis."

Ten Lords a Leaping

Candlelight carol

Congregation

Choirboy

Driving home for Christmas

Choir

Christmas choir

Christmas songs

"We wish you a merry, non-descript, secular and non-secular, non-judgemental, unbiased, period of early winter, we wish you. . ."

''Tis the season to be jolly.'

'Hark! The herald angels sing.'

'Contrary to popular Victorian convention Albert believed that children should be heard and not seen...'

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Two Turtle Doves

Non-Denominational Carols

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Bling Crosby.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Theatrical Christmas.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'