Classic Carol Lover Gifts

They just got him to sleep and then the Little Drummer Boy showed up.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Quentin Tarantino

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Neil Young

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Seneca

Mark Twain

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Bling Crosby.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Choirboy

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Julius Caesar

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Freeberg

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Freddie Mercury

Beatles on Spotify

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Romulus and Remus

'You call that carol singing?'