Classic Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Housekeeping?!"

Primitive magician

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Moby Dick

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Martin Scorsese

Quentin Tarantino

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Neil Young

Jack Nicholson

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'