Classic Style Lover Gifts

'I'm not sure I want underwear that takes me out of my comfort zone.'

"I have to be honest, Roger. The way you dress is quite middle aged."

Blonde girl

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A Macaroni in 1772

1930's Lady.

Victorian Gentleman

Blue Dress

Lady in a pretty dress

Women's Fashion

A chip off the old block...

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Duchess

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Feathers and Cape

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Bag Lady.