Classic Look Lover Gifts

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Victorian Gentleman

A chip off the old block...

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Blonde girl

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Louise Brooks caricature

David Bowie

James Dean

Bag Lady.

Marlene Dietrich

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'