Classic Style Devotee Gifts

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

New Shoes.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Western Outfitters.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

At the park, 1979

Blonde girl

Joan Crawford junior

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Fight Club.

"Very Republican. I love it."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Steampunk

"Make me look like this."

Doric, Ionic and Corinthian.

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

Gentlemen do not expose their knees in the metropolis.

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

"He's become quite a cult figure."

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

"He's on a motorcycle!"

A difference of opinion over fashion