Retro Style Devotee Gifts

At the park, 1979

Steampunk

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

New Shoes.

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Elton John

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Grandfather Clock

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”