Classic Style Devotee T-Shirts

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

New Shoes.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Western Outfitters.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

At the park, 1979

Joan Crawford junior

Blonde girl

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Fight Club.

Steampunk

"Very Republican. I love it."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"Make me look like this."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Doric, Ionic and Corinthian.

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

Gentlemen do not expose their knees in the metropolis.

"At the academy, we admired his talent and believed he would have a successful career until the fateful day when he lost interest in hip-hop and fell in love with classical music."

A difference of opinion over fashion

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

"He's become quite a cult figure."

"He's on a motorcycle!"