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'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A woman in prayer

Trendies, INC

The Design Artiste

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Bald Man Overcomb

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Georges Braque.