Quirky Style Devotee T-Shirts

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

"Bond James, Bond."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

New Shoes.

Silly wig.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Western Outfitters.

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.