Luxury Fashion Devotee T-Shirts

It bag and no knickers!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I was almost that last year."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Kensington Fluffies

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'