Western Style Devotee Gifts

Western Outfitters.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

Nun Fight.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I hate reruns.'

"Giddyup."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

At the park, 1979

Joan Crawford junior

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

The Innumerate Seven

Steampunk

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

Just Protestors

Bed, Bath & Younder

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

I love my new heated saddle.

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'