Western Style Devotee Pillows

Western Outfitters.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

Nun Fight.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I hate reruns.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Joan Crawford junior

At the park, 1979

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

Steampunk

The Innumerate Seven

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

Just Protestors

Bed, Bath & Younder

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Cowboy and cowgirl ride horse with 'just hitched' sign on tail.

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'