Wild West Devotee Pillows

Nun Fight.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The Not So Wild West