Classic Fashion Fans Gifts

'There's a great demand for these depression era cliches. You ought to be able to get a few hundred dollars. Thanks for wearing them in.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Dandy

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

Hired Morning Suit

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Seventies heartthrob

Spinning Wheel

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Sisters

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

1870's disco

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'