Classic Fashion Fans Mugs

'There's a great demand for these depression era cliches. You ought to be able to get a few hundred dollars. Thanks for wearing them in.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

The Dandy

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Marilyn Monroe

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Masked Ball

Hired Morning Suit

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Back to School '95

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Sisters

1870's disco

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Seventies heartthrob