Classic Lover Mugs

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Primitive magician

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Moby Dick

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

William Tell

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'