Classic Lit Lover Mugs

'Medea' Studies

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Jane Eyre Force One

Uncas was the Last of the Mohicans and therefore, a rotten egg.

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

Jack Kerouac.

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

Truth Prevails and Virtue is Triumphant

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"All the other girls in class are named after an Edith Wharton character!"

Lowbrow Lolita

Moby Dick

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.