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'Medea' Studies

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Edgar Allan Poe.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Jane Eyre Force One

Uncas was the Last of the Mohicans and therefore, a rotten egg.

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

Jack Kerouac.

Buk crashes the book club.

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

Truth Prevails and Virtue is Triumphant

The Selfie of Dorian Gray.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"All the other girls in class are named after an Edith Wharton character!"

Lowbrow Lolita

Moby Dick

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"