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Oliver plucks up spirit

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"And it's Moby Richard to you!"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice in the Jury-Box.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Moby Dick

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

The Fuse

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

John Laurie

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Lowbrow Lolita

'Medea' Studies

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

Ernest Hemingway

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"It's a sad day when we have to sell off National Treasures."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Margaret Rutherford.

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'