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'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Herman Mankiewicz

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Daughters on the beach

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Out damn Spot

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Taking a peek at the audience

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Falstaff

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Mikado

"It's a play on words."

"Bravo!"

Wotan with eye patch

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

To read or not to read?

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'