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'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Daughters on the beach

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Taking a peek at the audience

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Bravo!"

Falstaff

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Mikado

"It's a play on words."

Wotan with eye patch

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

To read or not to read?

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."