Vintage Theatre Lover T-Shirts

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found

Cocktails on the verandah.

Southwark Fair.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Mikado

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Reginald Bunthorne

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Orchestra conductor

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Opening the Barrel

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd