Vintage Theatre Lover T-Shirts

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found

Cocktails on the verandah.

Southwark Fair.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Reginald Bunthorne

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Mikado

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Buster Keaton

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Orchestra conductor

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Jimmy Cagney.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Opening the Barrel

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Swells - Men's Fashion