Classic Entertainment Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ring! If that's Gloria, the IRS, a collection agency, a telemarketer or the Grim Reaper, I'm not here. Who ARE you here for? Ed Sullivan.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

Frank Sinatra.

Dante Alighieri

Lassie gets confused on set.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"It's a sad day when we have to sell off National Treasures."

Margaret Rutherford.

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Kim Novak caricature

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Robert Mitchum

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'

Diver encounters shark playing theme from Jaws on a cello

"This is getting embarrassing now. Stop telling everyone we meet you're Iron Man!!"

Maureen Paula O'Sullivan caricature

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

Bing Crosby

The Mummy's curse

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.