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"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"We're here to see the light!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Tedious Romantic.

The Fuse

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

You need a new reading light

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Ernest Hemingway

Nuclear energy?

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Illuminating agricultural production

How cartoons are helping the environment.

' Well..She did it to me again.'