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"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

Moth's 'To do' list.

'Thank goodness! I thought we were gonna have to replace all of our new lightbulbs throughout the house! You're a genius, Tom!'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

I told you not to switch to an energy-saver bulb,

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'The light keeps turning on and off. Uncle Phil's spirit is in the room, and apparently death hasn't curbed his OCD.'

'That's not one of your brightest ideas, is it?'

'Environmentalist!'

"I keep getting these hot flushes Doctor...!"

' A good idea '

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"We've made a few changes."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

You need a new reading light

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.