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'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

' A good idea '

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Tedious Romantic.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"We've made a few changes."

You need a new reading light

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Solar eclipse."

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"