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"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

The Fuse

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Flower lamp.

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Illuminating agricultural production

How much for the lamp post?

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Nuclear energy?

How cartoons are helping the environment.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'