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'Do we have to do this every time carol singers come around?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Tedious Romantic.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Knight Light.

How much for the lamp post?

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Illuminating agricultural production

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nuclear energy?

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Illuminated Manuscript.

Book tied to a lamp.

Florence Nightingale

"It looks like burn out to me."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches