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"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Toadstools

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Rocking Witches.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Returns"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'