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'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The tooth fairy.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Ta Da!...

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I love my luvvie."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

David Blaine, Age 60

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"