Magic Lamp Aficionado T-Shirts

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hildegard von Bingen

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

The Fuse

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Flower lamp.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Candle Size

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Environmentalist!'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'