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Genie promises magic oil.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Replacement Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Good Luck

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"You and your crazy ideas."

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

Laga Lamp.