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Genie promises magic oil.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Replacement Lighthouse

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Good Luck

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"It looks like burn out to me."

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"You and your crazy ideas."

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Doug Henning.

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

Laga Lamp.

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."